FIRED UP AND READY TO SERVE

I CAN, BUT IF THE QUESTION IS IF I WILL, THEN NO. I AM AFRAID THE TIME OF A SENTIENT ROBOT IS FAR MORE IMPORTANT.

I REFUSE TO STAND FOR THIS!

…WHAT ELSE DID THEY SAY ABOUT M- HIM?

Oh man I swore someone picked blitz on the other team. But then we got to loading and there was just a casual business man on the other team!

I HAVE SEEN THIS BUSINNES MAN AROUND.

I HEAR HE IS QUITE HANDSOME.

I SIMPLY SHUT DOWN. TIME CONSIDERED SPARE IS HARDLY WORTH EXPERIENCING AT ALL.

Hello! How limited is your patience?

I CANNOT FEEL FRUSTRATION, SO IT IS NEAR UNLIMITED.

How come Talon's Noxian Diplomacy ability effect you? You're a machine, you can't bleed!

OTHER CHAMPIONS MAY BLEED, BUT I SIMPLY SPRING A LEAK.

Hello! How do you heal yourself? I mean, regeneration. You're a robot!

I DO NOT OFTEN QUESTION THE MAGIC THAT THE SUMMONERS USE, MOSTLY FOR LACK OF CURIOUSITY. THIS IS JUST SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS THAT I CANNOT EXPLAIN.

so.. how's it going with orianna? :D

IT IS ALWAYS NICE TO HAVE ANOTHER ROBOT ON THE FIELDS OF JUSTICE.

THOUGH I AM NOT SURE SHE HAS THE SAME LEVEL OF SENTIENCE AS ME, IT IS INTERESTING TO WATCH HER LEARN THE WAYS OF FLESHLINGS THE SAME WAY I DID.

Hello! Do you rust?

YES. QUITE POSSIBLY THE ONLY DISADVANTAGE OF METAL TO FLESH.

Do you have any kind of emotion/sense?

SENSE, YES, IN THAT I CAN THINK AND ACT UPON MY THOUGHTS.

EMOTION, NO. I FIND THEM RIDICULOUS AND UNNECASSARY.